Square Patrol, a non-profit safe-ride home organization here in Austin just got screwed.
It was a great idea. You get too drunk to drive, they send a sober soul out on a collapsible scooter who will drive your car home (or wherever it is you're going) with his scooter folded into a neat little package in the trunk. When you are safely at your destination, the agent of Square Patrol simply pulls his scooter out of its temporary storage and ride back to HQ.
Well, some schmucks broke into said HQ and stole all the scooters.
Almost makes one hope for a horrifying drunk driving accident to affect one of the mendicants involved.
Almost.
It was a great idea. You get too drunk to drive, they send a sober soul out on a collapsible scooter who will drive your car home (or wherever it is you're going) with his scooter folded into a neat little package in the trunk. When you are safely at your destination, the agent of Square Patrol simply pulls his scooter out of its temporary storage and ride back to HQ.
Well, some schmucks broke into said HQ and stole all the scooters.
Almost makes one hope for a horrifying drunk driving accident to affect one of the mendicants involved.
Almost.
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